latest sms

• What is a Mobile???????R U looking for answer ?????Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!
• sms kerne main kitna maza aata hailekin dil ghabrata hai;kyunke balance jata hai,lekin asal maza tab aaata hai;jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai .
• Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
• Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,uthaya Q nahi?Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,woh kya tera baap sunega
• Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi zyada,Smaart ho tum sab dosto mne zyada,Agar Aise tum sochtey ho to,STUPID ho tum had se zyada.
• 3 Ways 2 Break A Mirror-Throw A Stone-Drop It Down-Just Look At Mirror & SMiLe.
• Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hotaChand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,Hum tari yaadoon mein k
• Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha,tune to de sabko khusbu tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch

sms rockzzzzzz

• 4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.1st rose for frdship,2nd rose for good luck,3rd rose for happiness...
• Ur eyes Patakha,ur lips Rocket,ur ears Chakri,ur smile Fuljadi,ur style Anar,ur personality Bomb.Beta nikal le,i’m coming with "candle".
  New And Latest Sms
• Simple bye makes us cry;Simple joke makes us laugh;Simple care makes us fall in love;Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile!--.
• Logon Ne Apna Hunar Dikhaya Bhi Bohat HayJa Ja K Usay Manaya Bhi Bohat HaySuch Pocho To Dil Ko Acha Bohat Lagta HayWo Shaks Js Ne Dil Dukhaya Bhi Bohat Hay...
• Yahan Logon Ke Andaz Badalte Rehte HeinYahan Din Tu Kia Rat Badalte Rehte HeinInn Husan Waloon Ka Kia Aatbar KareinYeh Tu Dolat Ki Khatir Yarr Badalte Rehte Hein
• Cell PhoneCauses Radiation& It Results InBrain Damage !But You are Safe.It Only AffectsPeople WithBrains !!How Lucky you are , No Brain No Pain
• Equipped with his five senses,man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
• Ab K Bichere To Shahid Khawaboon Main MileinJaise Sokhe Phol Kitaboon Main Milein

new sms

• Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwaMaine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain.
• Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
• A : u r ActiveB : u r BestC : u r CuteD : u r my Dear friendE : u r ExcelantF : u r FirstG : u r GreatSorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.
• Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye...
• Some times small things in life hurts a lot…. If u don’t agree with me… . . . . . . TRY TO SIT ON A PIN
• Tuje Yaad Krne Se Dil Khush Ho Jata Mai,Kr Rha Hu Sms Tu B Kr Le Isme Tera Kya Jata Hain.
• You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-niqueZyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu he.....

funny sms

• Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne don.......Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke liye koi machine eejad ho jaye…..
• 1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
  “Hamen Vote Do,
  Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab HogyaTo Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
  “Govt.”
  Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
• Defination of a nurse:Nurse is a beautiful dashing girlholding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
• Boy Friend:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
  Girl Friend:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
• Important Notice!To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain inPower, The President has decided to Change his Nameto, >>> MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!
• At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.
• Sardar made a call to the airport.
  Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
  Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
  Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
• 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,After operation,Dr. Asks:Kuch kehna chahte ho?Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagaouse bata denaye 2 kash laganayk baad he khulti hain:D
• A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
• Teacher: why are you late?Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?Student: No, only BULL can do it.

sms

• Let the God decorate eachgolden ray of the sun reaching youwith wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 youwish you a super duper happy birthday.
• Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily,hold no grudges and keep no malice.Send this to a nice person.I just did.
• Never say u r happy when u r sad..Never say u r fine when u r not ok..Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..Never say u r alone when i m still alive…Good luck and best wishes for ever.
• If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my ?FRIEND? You are the BEST
• A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
• Raaz-e-DilLakh Chaha Magar Wo Muje Bhula Na SakaMere Khayal Wo Dil Se Kabhi Mita Na Saka,Mujse Wo door Bohat door ho Gaya Tha MagarApni Ankhon Se Mere Chehray ko Hata Na Saka,Mujse Wo Doori Barhana Chahata ThaPer Kabhi Wo Mujse Door Ja Na Saka,Kitnay Shikway hein Os Key Dil May Mere LiayChah Kar Be Kabhi Wo Mujhe Bata Na Saka,Anjaan Rakhna Chahata Tha Mujhe Apni Chahat SeHale-e-Dil Mujse Per Chupaa Na Saka,
• Plz give me a kissshocked???????????????daro mat?????kiss means
  k-koii- interestings- smss- send karo
• Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself
• Care that person who care you.Love that person who love you.Friends are life.so i tell u ur my life.
• A daily thought… A silent tear… A Constant wish that u r near… Words are few but thoughts r deep… Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!

miss u sms

• C.L.I.C.K. means :
  C= cant live without u....L= love u....I= i miss u....C= care about u....K= kiss from my heart 2 u....So whenever u miss me just say CLICK
• U may miss me,U may ignore me,U may even forget me,.But one day if u wanna c meDont search, just c ur shadowi wil be thr…Trust Me!!
• Wenever I miss U,I wont luk 4u in my dreamsor try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.I’ll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
• 9 lessons in life:learn to care,learn to smile,learn to cry,learn to give,learn to forgive,learn to share,learn to trust,learn to love n learn to say,u miss me
• stars fall down from the sky…So if any day if you find the sky empty don’t blame me. Its all your fault. You made me miss you so much.
• Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…Nobody is lucky till love comes along…Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.Missing U!
• Never say u r happy when u r sad..Never say u r fine when u r not ok..Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..Never say u r alone when i m still alive…Good luck and best wishes for ever.
• I miss u.i m without u like sky without stars;like flower without fragrance;likea heart without feelings
• Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH

loving sms

• U r my love,i will love u, u r my life, i will never leave u, I love u..
• When i cry i see you in my tears But i clean my tears therefor no one can see you ..
• If I could give u 1 gift, I would give u the ability to see yourself as I see you, so that you could see how truly special you are...
• If I could reach up & grab a star every time u made mi smile, I'd hav a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand!
• Mountains can fly...Rivers can dry...You can forget me...But never I.
• There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
• Hen i miss a special person, i don't have to go too far, i just have to look inside my heart, because that's always where my special peoples are !!
• If i go 3day wud u mis me? if i stayed wud u kis me? if i was 4eva urs wud u luv me? but wot if u neva knew me.. wot wud u do then....
• I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"
• Do you know that you are the reason that i cry? that i always think about you? u change my hole life.
• when time comes for you to be in love with someonemake sure you choose a right personwho can care and show concern at any time,any moment and not only loves youbut also loves what you want.
• Don’t wait until it’s too late to tellsomeone how much you love, how much you care.Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.
• I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two.
• When things go wrong…When sadness fills ur heart…when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things1) I’m with u…2) Still with u…3) Will ALWAYS b…
• I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends
• When a person can find sorrow behind your smile ,words behind your silence and love behind your anger ,you can believe you have found your
  “BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
• I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two
• When nights are long and friends are few…I sit alone and think of you…With lovely heart and silent tear…All I wish is you to be here….miss you !!!!!