latest sms

• What is a Mobile???????R U looking for answer ?????Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!
• sms kerne main kitna maza aata hailekin dil ghabrata hai;kyunke balance jata hai,lekin asal maza tab aaata hai;jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai .
• Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
• Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,uthaya Q nahi?Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,woh kya tera baap sunega
• Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi zyada,Smaart ho tum sab dosto mne zyada,Agar Aise tum sochtey ho to,STUPID ho tum had se zyada.
• 3 Ways 2 Break A Mirror-Throw A Stone-Drop It Down-Just Look At Mirror & SMiLe.
• Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hotaChand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,Hum tari yaadoon mein k
• Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha,tune to de sabko khusbu tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch

sms rockzzzzzz

• 4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.1st rose for frdship,2nd rose for good luck,3rd rose for happiness...
• Ur eyes Patakha,ur lips Rocket,ur ears Chakri,ur smile Fuljadi,ur style Anar,ur personality Bomb.Beta nikal le,i’m coming with "candle".
  New And Latest Sms
• Simple bye makes us cry;Simple joke makes us laugh;Simple care makes us fall in love;Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile!--.
• Logon Ne Apna Hunar Dikhaya Bhi Bohat HayJa Ja K Usay Manaya Bhi Bohat HaySuch Pocho To Dil Ko Acha Bohat Lagta HayWo Shaks Js Ne Dil Dukhaya Bhi Bohat Hay...
• Yahan Logon Ke Andaz Badalte Rehte HeinYahan Din Tu Kia Rat Badalte Rehte HeinInn Husan Waloon Ka Kia Aatbar KareinYeh Tu Dolat Ki Khatir Yarr Badalte Rehte Hein
• Cell PhoneCauses Radiation& It Results InBrain Damage !But You are Safe.It Only AffectsPeople WithBrains !!How Lucky you are , No Brain No Pain
• Equipped with his five senses,man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
• Ab K Bichere To Shahid Khawaboon Main MileinJaise Sokhe Phol Kitaboon Main Milein

new sms

• Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwaMaine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain.
• Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
• A : u r ActiveB : u r BestC : u r CuteD : u r my Dear friendE : u r ExcelantF : u r FirstG : u r GreatSorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.
• Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye...
• Some times small things in life hurts a lot…. If u don’t agree with me… . . . . . . TRY TO SIT ON A PIN
• Tuje Yaad Krne Se Dil Khush Ho Jata Mai,Kr Rha Hu Sms Tu B Kr Le Isme Tera Kya Jata Hain.
• You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-niqueZyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu he.....

funny sms

• Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne don.......Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke liye koi machine eejad ho jaye…..
• 1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
  “Hamen Vote Do,
  Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab HogyaTo Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
  “Govt.”
  Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
• Defination of a nurse:Nurse is a beautiful dashing girlholding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
• Boy Friend:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
  Girl Friend:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
• Important Notice!To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain inPower, The President has decided to Change his Nameto, >>> MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!
• At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.
• Sardar made a call to the airport.
  Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
  Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
  Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
• 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,After operation,Dr. Asks:Kuch kehna chahte ho?Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagaouse bata denaye 2 kash laganayk baad he khulti hain:D
• A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
• Teacher: why are you late?Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?Student: No, only BULL can do it.

sms

• Let the God decorate eachgolden ray of the sun reaching youwith wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 youwish you a super duper happy birthday.
• Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily,hold no grudges and keep no malice.Send this to a nice person.I just did.
• Never say u r happy when u r sad..Never say u r fine when u r not ok..Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..Never say u r alone when i m still alive…Good luck and best wishes for ever.
• If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my ?FRIEND? You are the BEST
• A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
• Raaz-e-DilLakh Chaha Magar Wo Muje Bhula Na SakaMere Khayal Wo Dil Se Kabhi Mita Na Saka,Mujse Wo door Bohat door ho Gaya Tha MagarApni Ankhon Se Mere Chehray ko Hata Na Saka,Mujse Wo Doori Barhana Chahata ThaPer Kabhi Wo Mujse Door Ja Na Saka,Kitnay Shikway hein Os Key Dil May Mere LiayChah Kar Be Kabhi Wo Mujhe Bata Na Saka,Anjaan Rakhna Chahata Tha Mujhe Apni Chahat SeHale-e-Dil Mujse Per Chupaa Na Saka,
• Plz give me a kissshocked???????????????daro mat?????kiss means
  k-koii- interestings- smss- send karo
• Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself
• Care that person who care you.Love that person who love you.Friends are life.so i tell u ur my life.
• A daily thought… A silent tear… A Constant wish that u r near… Words are few but thoughts r deep… Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!

miss u sms

• C.L.I.C.K. means :
  C= cant live without u....L= love u....I= i miss u....C= care about u....K= kiss from my heart 2 u....So whenever u miss me just say CLICK
• U may miss me,U may ignore me,U may even forget me,.But one day if u wanna c meDont search, just c ur shadowi wil be thr…Trust Me!!
• Wenever I miss U,I wont luk 4u in my dreamsor try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.I’ll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
• 9 lessons in life:learn to care,learn to smile,learn to cry,learn to give,learn to forgive,learn to share,learn to trust,learn to love n learn to say,u miss me
• stars fall down from the sky…So if any day if you find the sky empty don’t blame me. Its all your fault. You made me miss you so much.
• Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…Nobody is lucky till love comes along…Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.Missing U!
• Never say u r happy when u r sad..Never say u r fine when u r not ok..Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..Never say u r alone when i m still alive…Good luck and best wishes for ever.
• I miss u.i m without u like sky without stars;like flower without fragrance;likea heart without feelings
• Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH

loving sms

• U r my love,i will love u, u r my life, i will never leave u, I love u..
• When i cry i see you in my tears But i clean my tears therefor no one can see you ..
• If I could give u 1 gift, I would give u the ability to see yourself as I see you, so that you could see how truly special you are...
• If I could reach up & grab a star every time u made mi smile, I'd hav a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand!
• Mountains can fly...Rivers can dry...You can forget me...But never I.
• There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
• Hen i miss a special person, i don't have to go too far, i just have to look inside my heart, because that's always where my special peoples are !!
• If i go 3day wud u mis me? if i stayed wud u kis me? if i was 4eva urs wud u luv me? but wot if u neva knew me.. wot wud u do then....
• I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"
• Do you know that you are the reason that i cry? that i always think about you? u change my hole life.
• when time comes for you to be in love with someonemake sure you choose a right personwho can care and show concern at any time,any moment and not only loves youbut also loves what you want.
• Don’t wait until it’s too late to tellsomeone how much you love, how much you care.Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.
• I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two.
• When things go wrong…When sadness fills ur heart…when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things1) I’m with u…2) Still with u…3) Will ALWAYS b…
• I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends
• When a person can find sorrow behind your smile ,words behind your silence and love behind your anger ,you can believe you have found your
  “BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
• I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two
• When nights are long and friends are few…I sit alone and think of you…With lovely heart and silent tear…All I wish is you to be here….miss you !!!!!

love sms

• We've known each other,For a long long time,But I never really noticed,All the magic in your eyes,I've been around you,A thousand times before,And you've always been a friend to me,But now I'm wanting more.
• When we are apart, time goes very slowly.A second feels like a minute.A minute feels like an hour.An hour feels like a day.A day feels like a week.A week feels like a monthA month feels like a year.But our love for each other grows stronger, no matter how long we are apart.
• I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.
• Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
• love is better than all i found it in my heart in my eyes & in you .
• As your views love is something but as for me love is everything & u r my everything.i love u sooooooooooooooo much................
• Some feelng r arises when we fall in love, some dream r arises when we fall in love,bt dnt break any heart cz of relation of heart beat.
• what is love......what is ......... what is...........just a great feeling....which is also became very danger.......if your love is not with you.....sobe care ful
• There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.
• some promises are always unspoken some memories are always unwritten feel the magic f true relation u will knw that sme words are always unspoken LOVE U.
• Love is a sweet posion who kills the true lover slowly, slowly & slowly..
• Every second is a moment in time & I've experienced quite a variety of them.But none can ever surpass or be as important as a moment with you.
• One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces!So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces.
• The one thing in life that hurts most is to know the one person you'd die to be with, could only be with you in heaven.
• I luv ur eyes, i luv ur smile, i cherish ur ways, i adore ur style. Wat can i say, ur 1 of a kind and 24/7 ur on my mind
• What is king Without Power, What is garden Without Flower.What is Grass without due, what is life without u.Only one Who (Always SuFor U )
• love its a pain there is no doctor that can explain it,it tackles the heart and affects the brain.
• They say everybody is 1 time somebody's fool. Since u r so beautiful, warn & charming, what a lucky fool i am.
• Beauty doesn't make love but love makesBeauty!!!Break everything ButNever Break the Heart!!Heart is the MuisicPLAY it"BUt"never play WITh it!
• thEre is nO one IN tHIS wORLd, wHO cAN loVE mE lIKE u dO,,,,So THaNk U, mY SouLmate (^_=)
• Don't luv the luv unless the luv luvs u & if the luv luvs u, luv the luv in such a way that it doesn't luv anybody else!
• 
  To love is one thing...and to be loved is an other thing...but to be loved bye the one you love is everything

FreakinSMS

• What is the similarities between Bill Gates and Angel?Don't know?So simple.,he never comes to Angel's house and Angel never goes to his house,ego problem..
• Think Big,Think secret,Think positive,Think beautiful,Think Great...I know that's 2 much for u so here is a shortcut,Just think about me.
• 7 rules 2 be happy. 1)Never hate. 2)Don't worry. 3)Live simple. 4)Expect little. 5)Give lot. 6)Always smile. 7)Spell my name 10 times per day.
• CNN information : Bush orders 15000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.FBI awaiting further orders as one ot the dogs is reading this.
• The heart and the brain are neighbours,but they will never be FRIENDS.
• What's the difference between people who pray in the church and those who pray in casino?Those in casinos are more serious.
• Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece,it is divided into 2 parts,left & right.In the left nothing is right & in the right nothing is left.
• You are 95% beautiful.You are 96% sweet,You are 97% nice, You are 98% handsome,You are 99% lovely & 100% fool to believe this.
• Teacher:"Everything you do is wrong.How can you expect to get a job when you leave school if everything you do is inaccurat?"Student:"Well,sir!I'm going to be a TV weatherman"
• I heard someone whisper ur name,but when I turned around to see who it was,I notice I was alone,then I realise it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
• Every tear is a sign of brokness,every silence is a sign of lonliness,every smile is a sign of kindness,every sms is a sign of remembrance.
• Life is only travelled once;today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory.enjoy every moment,good or bad,becoz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.Have a nice day.
• Hi Moon,Dim Ur light...Hello Wind,Blow Soft...Hello Earth,Spin Gently...Coz my sweet friend is going to sleep...Good Night..

--SMS4friends--

• Few relations in earth never die;want to know what it is?Read again.
  F=Few,R=relations,I=in,E=earth,N=never,D=die
  
• This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend 4ever.OK don't get confused.
  
• Last night thinking of you.I rolled out,I asked why are you out?Tear said,there is a friend so beautiful in your eyes so that there is no space for me.
  
• Friendship is not a degre to start & finish within 3 or 4 years.It is a lifetime course...not just to study but to feel,love and love.
  
• If the sky was my paper and stars are my words if the ocean was my ink it still won't be enough to write how much "I like you",My friend.
  
• Life can give us a hundred reasons to cry.But a friend can give life a thousand reasons to smile.
  
• I am not sure what life could bring-I am not sure if dreams come true-I am not sure what luve can do-but I am very sure about one thing..I am ur friend 4ever ever..
  
• God has given us two gifts;One is choice & another is chance.Choice is to select a good friend & chance is to have a best one like U..
  
• MY CELLPHONE is waiting 4 ur call!
  IN BOX waiting for ur SMS!
  CALL REGISTER waiting for ur missed call!
  MY HEART is waiting for ur friendship..
  
• Without humour,life is sick.Without courage,life is hard.Without love is hopeless.Without friends like you,life is impossible!

---SMS4u--

• One hug is not enough,if I can have two.One touch is not enough,if I can have two.But one friend is enough,if I have you..
• Some movements never b passed,some feelings never b stolen,some money never b hidden,some person just like u never b 4goten 4ever...
• Sit with me when I'm sad, pray for me when I'm sick,laugh with me when I'm joking,cry 4 me when I'm dead but don 4get me when I'm Living.
• Keep ur eyes on the stars,and ur feet on the ground,Life is a flower of which love is honey.
• Time wud make us 4get some persons,but ther wud b some persons who wud make us 4get time.They are our best of best...
• My heart says my friendship may b like a drop in the ocean for you,but 4 me the ocan will b less without the drop of ur friend ship.
• Bye is a little word dat causes so much pain, the persons u hold now,might never meet u again.so never say Bye always say MEET U AGAIN.
• Making a million friends not a miracle,the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by u wen millions r against u..
• A gun can kill someone.Fire can burn someone.Wind can chill.Anger can rage till it tears u apart.But the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart.
• The word HELLO means: H=How r u? E=Everything all right? L=Like to hear from u! L=Love to see u soon O=Obviously I miss U... So HELLO.
• As day turns to night,keep ur worries out of sight.No matter how tough the world seem u still deserve the sweetest dream! GUD Ni8!
• friendship is like the relation b/w hand & eyes.It's like wen the hand gets hurt,eye cries & wen eye cries, the hand wipes.
• people vanish,people die,people laugh & people cry.some give up,some will try.some say Hi,some says Bye.Others may 4get,but never will I..

--SMS4loverz--

• I love 3 things:the sun, the moon & u,the sun 4 a the day,the moon 4 the night and u 4ever.
  
• If I die and go to heaven I will put your name on a golden star so that all the angels could see how much you mean to me..
  
• "Night" is a good time to remember all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your Life.So slee well with your "sweet remembers"
  
• We might be BEST FRIENDS one year,PRETTY friends nexr year,don't talk that often the next year,and don't want to talk at all the year after that,so I just wanted to say,even if I never talk to you again in my life,even then you are special to me,and you have made a difference in my life I look up to you respect you,and truly cherish you,send this to all your friends no matter how often you talk,or how close you are..
  
• I wish moon always be full & U always be cool & right.Whenever u go to bed switch off the light.Remember that I am wishing U Goodnight.
  
• Measured by miles u r far away,measured by thoughts u r closer 2 day,measured by close eyes I find u with me but measured by hearty u r found in me..
  
• No matter the sky is black or blue,no matter there are stars or moon,as long as ur heart is true,sweet dreams will always be with u.
  
• A raindrop may be too small to eyes,but somewhere a flower awaits its fall... an SMS may seem too small to you,but somewhere a heart remembers you.
  
• Another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another winter,another summer too but there will never be another you
  
• Love is like war....Easy to start....Difficult to end...impossible to forget..
  Anyone can catch your eyes,but it takes someone special to catch your heart..
  
• Recieve my simple gift of 'Hi' wrapped with Love,tied with care & sealed with a prayer,2 keep u Safe & Happy forever..
  
• Butterflies don't know in what colour their wings are but human eyes know how beautiful they are.Likewise U don't know how sweet u are but I know how special n sweet u are..
  
• Every time I hear a messge tone,I always hope one of them comes from you.My SIMCARD has a limited memory.But my SIMCARD has unlimited space for u.
  
• When God opened the door of Heaven,he saw me and asked:What is your wish for today!I said:Lord Please take care of the one who is reading this message!
  
• The smile is like a simcard & life like cellphone,whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated.Keep smiling.
  
• If u r in love,accept it,respect it &enjoy it..But if u r not,then don't worry bcoz someone,somewhere must be wrapping up so much love for u..
  
• Sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful drems,a banket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to protect you always.goodnight..

--sms--

• Q:Why dogs don't marry?
  A:because they are already leading a dog's life!
  
• Man receives telegram:wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
  Man:Don,t take any chances.Burn the body and bury the ash.
  
• Q:why doen't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
  A:BECAUSE AS PER LAW YOU CANN'T BE PUNISHED TWICE FOR THE SAME OFFENCE!
  
• Be careful when guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart,
  this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
  When I send sms to u,it doesn't mean that u have to do the same...
  u can send fruits,drinks,pizza,chocolates by courier.dd and cheques r also accepted.
  
• Like energy,love can neither be created nor destroyed.
  It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
  
• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,"you know,I was a fool when I married you."
  she replied,"yes dear,but I was in love and didn't notice."
  
• Q:If a devil catches your wife,what would you do?
  A:I can do nothing.if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  
• I need one girl to marry.....age no bar,colour no bar,height no bar,caste no bar,
  but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS.
  
• A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.his mom gets angry and asks him:
  did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
  Boy:yes,I saw dad.
  
• What do u call a woman in heaven?an angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?
  a host of angels and all woman in heaven?peace on earth!
  
• Who is more satisfied,a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
  The man with six children. the man with a million dolars wants more.
  
• A husband was asked:Do u talk to wife after sex?
  His answer:Depends,if I can find a phone.
  
• Indian airlines slogan:a warm experience and motherly treatment...
  warm b'coz ac doesn't work & motherly because air hostesses are above 50.
  
• A french in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
  Attendant:black pepper or white pepper?French:toilette pepper!
  
• U love someone...u marry someone else..
  the one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of ur email id....
  
• Dream makes everything possible,hope makes everything work,love makes everything beautiful,
  smile makes all the above....So always brush ur teeth.
  
• Woman to friend,'I made my husband a millionaire.'Friend asked:'what was he before that?
  'Woman said: 'Billionaire'
  
• There are 6 billion people around the world.I don't know why I keep on messaging u.
  May be b'coz......5,999,999,999 can't replace...a single u.
  
• Hello,I am virus and I am entering your brain right now...
  Sorry I will leave,I can't find a brain.
  
• Yesterday whole night I was thinking about only U...
  Now I am thinking of V.Tonight I will definitly think about w,x,y,z.
  
• Your network tariff has changed!Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
  The smaller the cheaper!Congrats!you can make free calls!!
  
• Ladies hostel caught fire....It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control &
  another 3 hour to bring the fireman under control.
  
• God created the earth,God created the woods,God created you too,
  but yes,even God makes mistakes!
  
• What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
  Magnets have a postive side!
  
• Keep the school clean....stay home!
  
• Marriage is a three ring circus:an engagement ring,a wedding ring and suffering.
  
• Woman:the most efficient money reducing agent known to man kind!
  
• A young man asks a kind priest: father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
  Priest: no my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
  
• What is life?Life is love.What is love?Love is kissing.
  What is kissing?Come here and I show you.
  
• Wife says: it seems husband & wife are not allowed 2 be 2gether in heaven..
  Husband says: yes that"s why it"s called heaven...
  
• Why do men carry their wives photographs in their wallets?So that in times of trouble,
  they can look at the photos and believe,"If we can handle this.everything else is manageable!"
  
• I want to meet u,I want to talk with u,I want to spend time with u,but can't.
  This stupid gate keeper is saying 'the zoo ius closed'.
  
• This message is for cute and smart readers.As you have received it,
  there may be a technical error in the network.kindly delete the message.

Rocking sms

***Its funny when people discuss love-marriage vs arranged marriage. Its like asking a person if he would like 2 hang himself or shoot himself.

***1st Lady:-My son is very quick at picking things up u know. 2nd Lady:-Just like my husband,until he was arrested.

***Heard about the 1st death from Viagra overdose? A man took 12 pills and his wife died.

***Patient:"Doc,I've a spilt personality." Psychiatrist:"Nurse,bring one more chair."

***The father is instructing his son:Tomy,Now that you are small in this house I give the order and you order... The boy is furious."Oh,yes,when I am small you give the order".When I grow up mywife will give the order and later my children will give them when do i get a chance to give orders.

***The japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.

***Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...Open ur eyes!Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

***Always start ur days with a lot of S E X. S-mile, E-nergy, X-citement, So make SEX a daily habit,& U'II always be SMILING!

***Tiger-the animal of India, peacok--the bird of India, Lotus-the flower of India, Amul---the taste of India, You---the waste of india.

***What happened 2 ur network?I tried calling u,but operator said welcome to jungle.The monkey u r trying 2 call is on the tree. Pls try later.

***10 ans given by most of d girls when a boy proposed her:- This survey is taken by BBC. 1)No! 2)Chi,how bad U hav thought about me! 3)Ur joking?I won't bilieve U.. 4)I have always treated U as my good friend. 5)I don't believe in love.. 6)I have family problems. 7)Concentrate on your Studies... 8)U don't even know me.This must be infactuation... 9)PODAA! 10)Sorry,I love you.

***Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...Beauty is the inner self,So change ur underwear daily.