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• Q:Why dogs don't marry?
  A:because they are already leading a dog's life!
  
• Man receives telegram:wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
  Man:Don,t take any chances.Burn the body and bury the ash.
  
• Q:why doen't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
  A:BECAUSE AS PER LAW YOU CANN'T BE PUNISHED TWICE FOR THE SAME OFFENCE!
  
• Be careful when guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart,
  this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
  When I send sms to u,it doesn't mean that u have to do the same...
  u can send fruits,drinks,pizza,chocolates by courier.dd and cheques r also accepted.
  
• Like energy,love can neither be created nor destroyed.
  It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
  
• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,"you know,I was a fool when I married you."
  she replied,"yes dear,but I was in love and didn't notice."
  
• Q:If a devil catches your wife,what would you do?
  A:I can do nothing.if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  
• I need one girl to marry.....age no bar,colour no bar,height no bar,caste no bar,
  but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS.
  
• A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.his mom gets angry and asks him:
  did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
  Boy:yes,I saw dad.
  
• What do u call a woman in heaven?an angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?
  a host of angels and all woman in heaven?peace on earth!
  
• Who is more satisfied,a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
  The man with six children. the man with a million dolars wants more.
  
• A husband was asked:Do u talk to wife after sex?
  His answer:Depends,if I can find a phone.
  
• Indian airlines slogan:a warm experience and motherly treatment...
  warm b'coz ac doesn't work & motherly because air hostesses are above 50.
  
• A french in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
  Attendant:black pepper or white pepper?French:toilette pepper!
  
• U love someone...u marry someone else..
  the one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of ur email id....
  
• Dream makes everything possible,hope makes everything work,love makes everything beautiful,
  smile makes all the above....So always brush ur teeth.
  
• Woman to friend,'I made my husband a millionaire.'Friend asked:'what was he before that?
  'Woman said: 'Billionaire'
  
• There are 6 billion people around the world.I don't know why I keep on messaging u.
  May be b'coz......5,999,999,999 can't replace...a single u.
  
• Hello,I am virus and I am entering your brain right now...
  Sorry I will leave,I can't find a brain.
  
• Yesterday whole night I was thinking about only U...
  Now I am thinking of V.Tonight I will definitly think about w,x,y,z.
  
• Your network tariff has changed!Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
  The smaller the cheaper!Congrats!you can make free calls!!
  
• Ladies hostel caught fire....It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control &
  another 3 hour to bring the fireman under control.
  
• God created the earth,God created the woods,God created you too,
  but yes,even God makes mistakes!
  
• What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
  Magnets have a postive side!
  
• Keep the school clean....stay home!
  
• Marriage is a three ring circus:an engagement ring,a wedding ring and suffering.
  
• Woman:the most efficient money reducing agent known to man kind!
  
• A young man asks a kind priest: father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
  Priest: no my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
  
• What is life?Life is love.What is love?Love is kissing.
  What is kissing?Come here and I show you.
  
• Wife says: it seems husband & wife are not allowed 2 be 2gether in heaven..
  Husband says: yes that"s why it"s called heaven...
  
• Why do men carry their wives photographs in their wallets?So that in times of trouble,
  they can look at the photos and believe,"If we can handle this.everything else is manageable!"
  
• I want to meet u,I want to talk with u,I want to spend time with u,but can't.
  This stupid gate keeper is saying 'the zoo ius closed'.
  
• This message is for cute and smart readers.As you have received it,
  there may be a technical error in the network.kindly delete the message.