***Its funny when people discuss love-marriage vs arranged marriage. Its like asking a person if he would like 2 hang himself or shoot himself.
***1st Lady:-My son is very quick at picking things up u know. 2nd Lady:-Just like my husband,until he was arrested.
***Heard about the 1st death from Viagra overdose? A man took 12 pills and his wife died.
***Patient:"Doc,I've a spilt personality." Psychiatrist:"Nurse,bring one more chair."
***The father is instructing his son:Tomy,Now that you are small in this house I give the order and you order... The boy is furious."Oh,yes,when I am small you give the order".When I grow up mywife will give the order and later my children will give them when do i get a chance to give orders.
***The japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
***Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...Open ur eyes!Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
***Always start ur days with a lot of S E X. S-mile, E-nergy, X-citement, So make SEX a daily habit,& U'II always be SMILING!
***Tiger-the animal of India, peacok--the bird of India, Lotus-the flower of India, Amul---the taste of India, You---the waste of india.
***What happened 2 ur network?I tried calling u,but operator said welcome to jungle.The monkey u r trying 2 call is on the tree. Pls try later.
***10 ans given by most of d girls when a boy proposed her:- This survey is taken by BBC. 1)No! 2)Chi,how bad U hav thought about me! 3)Ur joking?I won't bilieve U.. 4)I have always treated U as my good friend. 5)I don't believe in love.. 6)I have family problems. 7)Concentrate on your Studies... 8)U don't even know me.This must be infactuation... 9)PODAA! 10)Sorry,I love you.
***Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...Beauty is the inner self,So change ur underwear daily.
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