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• What is a Mobile???????R U looking for answer ?????Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!
• sms kerne main kitna maza aata hailekin dil ghabrata hai;kyunke balance jata hai,lekin asal maza tab aaata hai;jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai .
• Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
• Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,uthaya Q nahi?Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,woh kya tera baap sunega
• Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi zyada,Smaart ho tum sab dosto mne zyada,Agar Aise tum sochtey ho to,STUPID ho tum had se zyada.
• 3 Ways 2 Break A Mirror-Throw A Stone-Drop It Down-Just Look At Mirror & SMiLe.
• Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hotaChand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai,Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai,Hum tari yaadoon mein k
• Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha,tune to de sabko khusbu tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch